I didn't think I would get a smart Alec on my second day...I did.
I was on Peter Pan beach when this guy and his wife was setting up for the day close to where I was sweeping. He kept on making this beeping sound, annoying me, and I'm sure his wife too. Finally I just plucked off my headphones and told his wife:"I think there is something wrong with your husband's pacemaker, it keeps on going BLEEP!"
He didn't think it was funny, but she did.